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I'm a century old, an impossible age, and my brain has no anchor in the present. Instead it drifts, nearly always to the same shore. Today, as most days, it is 1962. The year I discovered love.

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Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!

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When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

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Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

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Sure, I've gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. . . I've fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, and take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation, hardly feel my hands or feet anymore, can't remember if I'm 85 or 92, but. . . thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!

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King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

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Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

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