My kids idea of a hard life is to live in a house with only one phone.
I hate movies. They're so boring. So tedious.
I believe in the separation of church and planet.
Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist
I think the special thing about Python is that it's a writers' commune. The writers are in charge. The writers decide what the material is.
Nobody gets irony anymore, as we are now living in the post-ironic age. Once George Bush gets a library, our irony is dead.
Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.
Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful.
A grave, wherever found, preaches a short and pithy sermon to the soul.
Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous.
I'm particularly good at turnout. So in my district, I had the lowest voter turnout in 2006. And now I have the highest turnout in the state of Minnesota. And Minnesota is the highest turnout state in the country.