Works of art are of an infinite loneliness and with nothing so little to be reached as with criticism.
I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers. " And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it. " I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat. " "No thank you. "
Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it's made up of people, every faith also has its assholes.
I don't understand why my fans ask for a hug, like, i don't mind, just come and hug me!
If you have something at risk, you think differently.
If Anthem finds an audience in New York City, my hope would be to see the play transferred to a commercial theatre for an open-ended run.