life before the monster
We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever. ' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one. '
Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.
Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical
I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there. . . and it's called The Force.
Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.
In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
Men go to musicals. Women are the ones who buy the tickets for plays.
American strategists have calculated the proportion of civilians killed in this century's major wars. In the First World War, 5 percent of those killed were civilians, in the Second World War 48 percent, while in a Third World War 90-95 percent would be civilians.
Summer makes a silence after spring.
The aim is to illuminate and reveal the alluring world.