Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Same topic Authors

Quote of the day

There is much to be said against the climate on the coast of British Columbia and Alaska; yet, I believe that the scenery of one good day will compensate the tourists who will go there in increasing numbers.

Mark Twain

Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke.

American, Guides, Master, Masters, Subtleties, Subtlety

Same Author Quotes

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Blind, Inspirational, Language, Positive, Relationship, See

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Beat, Down, Funny, Inspirational, Life, People

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Inspirational, Life, Love, Regret, Rules, Smile

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Change, Diapers, Funny, Politicians, Politics, Reason

Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

Debt, Might, Owe, Paying, Worry, Worrying

Similar Quotes

Cate Blanchett

With a role like Hedda Gabler, which is incredibly complicated, you often feel that you haven't even scratched the surface the first time around, so you relish the opportunity to do it again, particularly with an ensemble of actors and the company we assembled. But when you do that in films you somehow have to make some attempt to uncross people's arms and you have to justify why you're doing it.

Company, Firsts, Opportunity, People, Time, Uncross

Troy Duffy

My brother and I moved out to Hollywood initially to be a band, and where we lived, there was crime all over with my brother and I being the victims sometimes.

Band, Brother, Hollywood, Lived, Moved

Kabir Bedi

Delhi is my emotional home. I still dream of owning a home there.

Dream, Emotional, Home, Owning

Murray Bookchin

I find it perfectly consistent for libertarians to operate on the municipal or county level, where they are close to the people and where they may have a party or a federation that is made up of the social institutions, the residual social institutions that still remain, over and beyond what the State has managed to preempt and absorb.

Consistent, Levels, Managed, Party, People, Remain

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Beauty, Believe, Day, Good Day, Numbers, Said