I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my … - Tina Fey

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Tina Fey

I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my mom’s only instruction was ‘You just go in and pull the big Republican lever. ’ That’s my welcome to adulthood. She’s like, ‘No, don’t even read it. Just pull the Republican lever.

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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.

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If you ever start to feel good about yourself. . . . . . . they have this thing called the internet.

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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

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