Actually I feel I'm a better player; more mentally. I guess you get better with age people say. You have a lot more wisdom.
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
I kept thinking that with all those first jobs, "This is the beginning of something!" And then nothing would happen. That's the real Hollywood.
Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale.
I tell you what, if the Cameroons get a goal back here they're literally gonna catch on fire.
No amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity