I don't consciously think of how parenthood has changed me but I'm sure it must have.
God created seaweed… The seaweed made the world.
I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it.
A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he's just as good as everybody else.
How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it.
When my friends were besotted with Jason Donovan, my heroes were Colm O'Rourke and Barney Rock
My comprehension of God comes from a deeply felt conviction of a superior intelligence that reveals itself in the knowable world.
Those looking for ideology in the White House should consider this: For the men who rule our world, rules are for other people.
I am in chains. Don't touch my chains.
You can't get every girl; you get the ones you love the best.