Hamlet got a gun now.
If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.
Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.
Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.
When you look at the number of stupid people who have succeeded in business, you clearly don't have to be very bright. Business is all about getting your sales up and your costs down, the bit in the middle is profit.
I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.
People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.
I love doing kids' films.
One of the most important factors, not only in military matters but in life as a whole, is. . . the ability to direct one's whole energies towards the fulfillment of a particular task.
A fool can no more see his own folly than he can see his ears.
I'd love to have the whole place swimming in roses