Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents … - Amy Sedaris

Same topic Authors

Quote of the day

If I got places, sir, it was because I made myself fit for 'em. If you want to slip into a round hole, you must first make a ball of yourself; that's where it is.

Amy Sedaris

Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?

Framed, Looks, Presents, Wall, Walls

Same Author Quotes

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

Girlfriend, Piece, Real, Women

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

Pet, Losing, Sometimes, Love, Case

I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.

Cried, Feet, Hard, Men, Shoes

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

Being Alone, Figure, Gives, Opportunity, Person, Thinking

It's natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires.

Broken, Desires, Fire, Prison Time, Relationships, Suppress

Similar Quotes

George Eliot

If I got places, sir, it was because I made myself fit for 'em. If you want to slip into a round hole, you must first make a ball of yourself; that's where it is.

Ball, Balls, Ems, Fit, Places, Want

Isaac Asimov

The history of science is full of revolutionary advances that required small insights that anyone might have had, but that, in fact, only one person did.

Facts, Full, Might, Revolutionary, Science, Small

Jewel

We'll fight, not out of spite For someone must stand up for what's right 'Cause where there's a man who has no voice There ours shall go singing My hands are small I know But they're not yours, they are my own But they're not yours, they are my own I am never broken In the end only kindness matters In the end only kindness matters

Broken, Fight, Fighting, Kindness, Men, Small

David Lynch

Let's get rid of the suffering and bring real peace, which is not just the absence of war, but the absence of all negativity.

Negativity, Real, Rid, War

Holly Black

I’ve stripped my life down,” he told me. “I don’t need much. I have all the company I want to keep right in here. ” He shot himself in the head with his fingers. “People don’t understand about the need to live simply. They make appointments all day. They even schedule their own deaths. The first time they’ll have freedom to really be themselves is when they no longer exist. But up here, there’s nothing but me and the sky. A million billion stars.

Appointments, People, Right, Sky, Stars, Understand