God can't fill you when you are already full of yourself.
I found out water can be drunk straight.
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixtyeight. My one sister is a motorcycle freak, my other sister is a Holy Roller evangelist and my brother is running for President. I’m the only sane one in the family.
Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window.
Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.
Even if our own troubles are great, we should still serve. Jesus washed His disciples feet on the way to the cross.
I hope people leave my show thinking they've had a worthwhile couple of hours. The worst thing you want is for people to think they've wasted their time or didn't get their money's worth.
Of our hurts we make monuments of survival. If we survive.
My mum is my beauty icon, because she represents what I think beauty is.