Always pursue your dreams and work hard at it.
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
The distance between yourself and others should not be greater than your arm’s length.
When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often I can stop laughing before they edge away and talk about soothing drinks.
First catch your Boer, then kick him.
Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.