The man's father is a wonderful human being. I think this guy is a loser.
Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight.
This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson
Fans think they want to see more than the 10 to 20 seconds of Itchy and Scratchy that we put on the show, but my feeling is less is more. Once you've skinned and flayed a cat, ripped his head off, made him drink acid and tied his tongue to the moon, there really isn't that much to say.
Everybody is clever, just in their own ways
I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
When something good hits me, I'll use Siri to make a note so I don't forget.
I'm living the best life that I could ever be living.
Starlets were always turning up dead in people's pools. They fished them out like goldfish. Nobody seemed to find it unusual that so many young, beautiful women wanted to die.
We should learn to understand natural selection, so that we can oppose any tendency to apply it to human politics.