Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening. - P. G. Wodehouse - Quotesmemo.com

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Things do not always happen the way I would have wanted, and it's best that I get used to that.

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P. G. Wodehouse

Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.

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I always advise people never to give advice.

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Always get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off more than a big slab of prose at the start.

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I always strive, when I can, to spread sweetness and light. There have been several complaints about it.

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A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.

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Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.

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