A dog is a vehicle, you know; a dog is a window to Mother Nature, and that's the closest species we have.
I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
The sun hides not the ocean, which is the dark side of this earth, and which is two thirds of this earth. So, therefore, that mortal man who hath more of joy than sorrow in him, that mortal man cannot be true-- not true, or undeveloped. With books the same. The truest of all men was the Man of Sorrows, and the truest of all books is Solomon’s, and Ecclesiastes is the fine hammered steel of woe.
The artist looks for a subject. You know, a lot of new poets don't seem to have a subject. I don't totally understand that.
Thank you for answering the call to be teachers. Thank you for the enduring impression you've made in the lives you have touched.
I met Peter Sellers when I was 21 and we got married ten days later. He was not right mentally, but I hung in there for four years before I left.