The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that.
We may employ artifice to deceive a rival, anything against our enemies.
If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him.
Friendship is the medicine for all misfortune; but ingratitude dries up the fountain of all goodness.
Nothing is as dangerous for the state as those who would govern kingdoms with maxims found in books.
I was excellent. Everybody loved me. I love myself, and I like bums.
Nothing so upholds the laws as the punishment of persons whose rank is as great as their crime.
I know this is rather trivial - I will not be very deep about this - but it's great when you call the hottest restaurant in town and ask for a table for five at 8:00 P. M. , and they say, 'Okay,' instead of, 'You have to wait two months.
No man can tell another his faults so as to benefit him, unless he loves him.
Nature puts no question and answers none which we mortals ask. She has long ago taken her resolution.
I come from the stage. I started my career as a stand-up comedian and then later on became an actor.