You can ask Beavis. . . I get nothing but head.
Dolphins : Animals that are so intelligent that, within a few weeks of captivity, they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them food three times a day.
My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.
You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.
The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'.
It’s admirable, what you do, what she does, but to me animal-welfare people are a bit like Christians of a certain kind. Everyone is so cheerful and well-intentioned that after a while you itch to go off and do some raping and pillaging. Or to kick a cat.
Like this cake. It’s really very good. (Arik) As the girth to my hips will attest. (Geary)
We often make use of envenomed praise, that reveals on the rebound, as it were, defects in those praised which we dare not exposeany other way.
The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace.