The militant Muslim is the person who beheads the infidel, while the moderate Muslim holds the feet of the victim.
A doctor is a man licensed to make grave mistakes.
A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them.
Book - what they make a movie out of for television.
A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.
I wish I'd known you when you were alive.
He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front.
We will not rest until the wooden stake is punched through the heart of the Enron lawsuit against us.
Man is so constituted that he then only excels other things when he knows himself.
Emperor Lucifer, Master and Prince of Rebellious Spirits, I adjure thee to leave thine abode, in what-ever quarter of the world it may be situated and come hither to communicate with me.
I love flying so much. I even airplane food. No one bothers you and your phone never goes off and you can't have emails go through. It's undisturbed.