I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me. - Les Dawson - Quotesmemo.com

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You can't beat your enemy anymore through wars; instead you create an entire generation of people revenge-seeking. [. . . ] Our opponents are going to resort to car bombs and suicide attacks because they have no other way to win. I believe (Rumsfeld) thinks this is a war that can be won, but there is no such thing anymore. We can't beat anyone anymore.

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Les Dawson

I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.

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