The Democrats continue to snipe at Bush. They'll never give it up to him. You know Teddy Kennedy … - Dennis Miller

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Relational trust is built on movements of the human heart such as empathy, commitment, compassion, patience, and the capacity to forgive.

Dennis Miller

The Democrats continue to snipe at Bush. They'll never give it up to him. You know Teddy Kennedy and Tom Daschle pick more nits than a father and son spider monkey team who know they're being followed by a National Geographic film crew.

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They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.

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Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!

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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.

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