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I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like.

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On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't, he said: Do you mind if I mug you here?

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When I was nine I spent a lot of my time reading books about the history of comedy, or listening to the Goons or Hancock, humour from previous generations.

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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.

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I think having an outsider's viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian.

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