Most drama in our lives is really rather squalid.
One day I decided to try to have a complete day without tea. I was quite shaken. I was quite disturbed.
I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.
I wear black on the outside, because black is how I feel on the inside.
Jesus made me, so he should save me from pity, sympathy and idiots discussing me.
I think we were all initially swept along with the Obama win, but he's proven to be simply a set of teeth, and useless in every other regard.
The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.
A passion to obey Christ is born out of our relationship with him. The more we love him, the more we want him to be a part of our affairs.
When the music stopped, it could have been forever since we'd begun. My grandfather took a step back, and the light grew yellow at his back. 'I'm going,' he said. 'Where?' I asked. 'Don't worry, sweetheart. You're so close. ' He turned and walked away, disappearing rapidly into spots and dust. Infinity.
It is never too late to learn.
I enjoy painting. I don't know if I'm good at it, but I paint. I paint very quickly.