Time is not a line but a dimension, like the dimensions of space.
Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.
Don't sit back and be a bystander of your own life
People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other.
When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved
If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an alcoholic.
Wendy warmed my heart, earned my trust, touched my soul, and then touched me in a lot of other places. And right after we'd slept together for the very first time she looked up at me with her chocolate-brown, trustworthy doe eyes and said, "I've got herpes. I thought you should know.
Killing time is not an easy job.
This was not judgment day - only morning. Morning: excellent and fair.
The Falstaff people, romantics all, went for it. They were so anxious to find out what I was going to do that they could hardly bear to wait out the two weeks. I was rather anxious to find out what I was going to do, too.
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.