I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going … - Whitney Cummings

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You put the movie out and then it's up to you guys to go oh that was good.

Whitney Cummings

I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I'm probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, funny girl.

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