America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.
Before I compose a piece, I walk around it several times, accompanied by myself.
Je suis venu au monde tres jeune dans un temps tres vieux
When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you're fifty, you'll see. I am fifty. I haven't seen anything.
I am by far your superior, but my notorious modesty prevents me from saying so.
Last year I gave several lectures on "Intelligence and Musicality among Animals". . . Today I am going to speak to you about "Intelligence and Musicality among Critics". . . The subject is much the same, with some modifications, of course.
The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest.
I pretty much make time for that weekly manicure.
I'm a millionaire, I'm a multi-millionaire. I'm filthy rich. You know why I'm a multi-millionaire? 'Cause multi-millions like what I do.
Don't sleep in the subway, darling.
People would have more leisure time if it weren't for all the leisure-time activities that use it up.