I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, … - Sarah Silverman

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My mother's family came from the British West Indies. And my father's family came from, well, my father's father came from the Montana<br>South Dakota area. They were Blackfoot Indian.

Sarah Silverman

I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.

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