Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and … - Tim Vine

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Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.

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