I've never been particularly maternal.
CBS really wants me on TV. That's their aim. My aim is to have an all-gay sitcom someday, with heterosexuals as token guest stars. Let them be the next-door neighbors for a change.
Somebody should talk to Dan Quayle and tell him natural blondes don't have dark grey stripes on the sides.
Beware of anyone who says they know. Trust me, they don't, or they wouldn't have to say they did.
The real point is that you cannot harbor malice toward others and then cry foul when someone displays intolerance against you. Prejudice tolerated is intolerance encouraged. Rise up in righteousness when you witness the words and deeds of hate, but only if you are willing to rise up against them all, including your own. Otherwise suffer the slings and arrows of disrespect silently.
While we dance in the streets and pat ourselves on the back for being a nation great enough to reach beyond racial divides to elect our first African-American president, let us not forget that we remain a nation still proudly practicing prejudice.
To work all the time is to be incredibly lucky.
I started to make harder jokes before anyone else did. And the producers would get anxious. They'd say, 'That's a little bit hard-edged, isn't it?' And I'd say, 'Let's just try it and see how the audience reacts. If they don't like it, let's cut it out. ' And the audience roared with laughter, so I learned you could do this harder humor and people loved it.
Men do not settle down. Men surrender.
Hard working people stopping for a drink on the way to work.
A grave is such a quiet place.