Steve Bruce is like a cat on hot tin bricks.
The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!
When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!
Sure, I've gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. . . I've fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, and take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation, hardly feel my hands or feet anymore, can't remember if I'm 85 or 92, but. . . thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!
King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!
Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!
I've always had a quirky way of looking at things. It's my coping mechanism.
I prefer sidekick. I tried once for the title of Padawan, but Bubba wigged out saying that mentors are always killed off in books and movies and he’d be damned if he was going to die once he taught me everything I needed to know about killing zombies. (Mark) Then why let you be his sidekick? Isn’t that the same thing? (Nick) Uh, no. In the movies, the sidekicks are the ones who die. (Mark)
We're doing a great disservice to our young people because the only protection is abstinence, as condoms have been proven fallible. . . . The federal government should not be telling young people to use condoms. . . . It's also an insult to teenagers, reducing them to the level of a dog that can't control its hormones.
There are some exceptions: Chicago, my hometown, in particular. But overall in the country this is a much safer place than it used to be.