I'm not as depressed as I used to be. The Prozac's working!
Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?
I remember when I was being told about Watergate, and I thought, "Oh, America is not what I think America is. " But America is what I think it is. It's just that it's two bits of it, and I don't go with the Republican bit of it. I go more with the Democratic bit.
I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. It’s the end of your life.
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt. . . you weird talking person.
Being a real writer means being able to do the work on a bad day.
Give assistance, not advice, in a crisis.
It's up to brave hearts, sir, to be patient when things are going badly, as well as being happy when they're going well. . . For I've heard that what they call fortune is a flighty woman who drinks too much, and, what's more, she's blind, so she can't see what she's doing, and she doesn't know who she's knocking over or who she's raising up.
Poetry is not a code to be broken but a way of seeing with the eyes shut.