Casting out devils is mere juggling; they never cast out any but what they first cast in.
But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile
I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.
They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.
Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
I wouldn't call it ["Wild Bill Hickok"] an urban legend, but I guess I'd call it a rural legend that the cowboy was always soft-spoken, mild-spoken, well-mannered.
We easily forgive our friends those faults that do no affect us ourselves.
People in New York just seem a lot more open than I thought they would be.
For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy.