I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact … - Bill Hicks

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I have the feeling that this Moscow Pact will at some time or other exact vengeance upon National Socialism.

Bill Hicks

I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit. . . left chocolate eggs in the night. Now. . . I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.

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Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.

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England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States. . . 23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection.

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