Selfishness is the only real atheism; aspiration, unselfishness, the only real religion.
I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth grade where you put a nail into a glass of Coke and after a couple of days the nail dissolves and the teacher says: Imagine what it does to your TEETH! So Coca-Cola was solidly entrenched in the market, and the management saw no need to improve.
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter.
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
I come from a family of farmers on both sides of my family.
Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
I don't think there's a problem. First of all, I don't think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric
I personally feel very strongly that what it will take is not more disasters, it's that what it will take is a vision of the future that is better than our present.