I'm a competitive person and it is in my nature to try hard in every match I play. The only time I'm not competitive is when I'm playing against my mom.
Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
In every country, they make fun of city. In U. S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
Someone once I asked my son Cruz, 'When's your birthday?' and he told them, 'It's just after Fashion Week!'
The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved.
The citizens begin by giving up some part of the constitution, and so with greater ease the government change something else which is a little more important, until they have undermined the whole fabric of the state.
I love support groups, people talking about their feelings.