I'm a procrastinator. That's a pretty bad habit.
Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.
If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.
Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.
If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you can go to Canada any day of the year. It's an entire country named Doug.
Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?
White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.
I want the standard of living in Iran in ten years' time to be exactly on a level with that in Europe today. In twenty years' time we shall be ahead of the United States.
I had been acting since I was seven years old, but I had a combination of things happen at about the same time. 'Austin Powers' came out on DVD, I got a series regular gig on 'Buffy' and 'Can't Hardly Wait' came out.
Anybody who enjoys being in the House of Commons probably needs psychiatric help.
Science never cheered up anyone. The truth about the human situation is just too awful.