White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream. - Greg Proops

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Odd arrangements and funny solutions are the proof of evolution - paths that a sensible God would never tread but that a natural process, constrained by history, follows perforce.

Greg Proops

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

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If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

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Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

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Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

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If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you can go to Canada any day of the year. It's an entire country named Doug.

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Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?

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When I am with you, there is nowhere else I'd rather be. And I am a person who always wants to be somewhere else.

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Go, then! Go to the moon-you selfish dreamer!

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Boredom has been used as a technique, it is a device. In Zen, boredom is used as a device: you are bored to death, and you are not allowed to escape. You are not to go outside, you are not to entertain yourself, you are not to do, you are not to talk, you are not to read novels and detective stories. No thrill. No possibility to escape anywhere.

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