America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns … - Evan Esar

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I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing.

Evan Esar

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

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