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Obama's presidency hasn't been dedicated to achieving economic growth in the short term, or about creating jobs.

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April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.

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You are literally too stupid to insult.

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When you're playing a fictional character reacting to the real world, it's incredibly difficult and confusing and kind of messes with your values a bit.

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There are currently more political parties in Iraq than unbombed buildings to hold them.

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