A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is bound to fail.
You wouldn't want Alan Greenspan to write the instructions for assembling a beach chair.
If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
A compliment is verbal sunshine.
Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It looked like none of your business.
Friends are the thermometer by which we may judge the temperature of our fortunes.
Nature does not compromise; a pelican is not a compromise between a crow and otter, it is just a pelican. Nature makes no compromises; any inefficient products are recalled to the manufacturer!
I'm a grafter, I like working, but like for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, the film company only paid me for the shooting schedule, which was supposed to last six months. But it lasted 11 months and you don't get paid for extra shooting.