Faith. . . that faculty which enables us to believe things which we know to be untrue.
Acne is a bigger problem than injuries.
I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball - he might grab mine.
That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that.
Resignations are for Prime Ministers and those caught with their trousers down, not for me.
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.
When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.
When you do an animated movie - at least the ones that I've been a part of - you never see any of the other actors. It's all done separately with headphones in a voice booth.
Leaving this life is just like going from one room to another and closing the door.
The Republican I ran against, at the end of the campaign, had decided that I was "a friend of terrorists" and "a friend of pedophiles. " That's the kind of crap they came out with. I expect that's the kind of crap they'll come out with again.
All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal