I can saw a woman in two - but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring. . . 'How to Build a Boat. '
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. . . I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
If 'little George Dubya Bush' wins, we are going to apply for Canadian citizenship.
In the modern technoindustrial culture, it is possible to proceed from infancy into senility without ever knowing manhood.
I'm just a loyal person. I'm loyal to myself.
Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs. It's expensive, does more harm than good, and has been proven to never end.