The price of light is less than the cost of darkness.
When I was 6 my father went to fight in the war, so he was my big hero. I thought he was the greatest thing.
I have never seen it (Jaws 4) but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific.
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.
A lot of people said, Who do you think you are? I told them I know exactly who I am and I'll tell you exactly where I'm going.
Do I believe in God? Yes I do. When you've had a life like mine, you have to.
Do you know that the harder thing to do and the right thing to do are usually the same thing? Nothing that has meaning is easy,"Easy" doesn't enter into grown-up life.
A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so.
It's an old axiom of mine: marry your enemies and behead your friends.
Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.
Most women are one man away from welfare.