I find it kind of weird that directors want to put themselves in their films.
I remember just looking at this lioness, she was staring at me, and we just had this weird connection.
Everything is so weird in politics that it's very hard to be funny about it, I think.
Isn't it so weird how the number of dead people is increasing even though the Earth stays the same size, so that one day there isn't going to be room to bury anyone anymore?
I had weird dreams full of barnyard animals. Most of them wanted to kill me. The rest wanted food.
People were really staying away from me. And that's kind of when I split up with all my best friends at school - they were going, "Something's happened to her, she's totally weird" - and found my new friends, who were Beatles fans.
The only time I felt like a weird exploiter - even though I knew I wasn't one - was when I was writing a sex scene between me and my adorable co-star [Adam Driver] in which he had to tell me how much he loved my potbelly. It seemed like a weird wish-fulfillment thing, where I'm directing my own fantasy.
I don't know why I don't watch the Oscars. It's not bitterness or anything; it just seems weird.
I'm not interested into victim photography. Photographing people suffering and putting it on a museum wall is too weird.
I'm not to be confused with Natasha Henstridge in 'Species,' where I just emerge out of the weird alien womb looking amazing. I really rely heavily on my black outfits and my gold chains to give me sort of a thing.
I think the most important thing is being in healthy relationships. That might be a weird answer, but I think emotional health is a big contributor to physical health. I think [having] good romantic relationships, but even friendships and family, around you and having strong, supportive people around you helps you have an overall healthy lifestyle.
When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L. A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.
I'd like to make over Marilyn Manson and just dress him really normally to see what he looks like. That'd be really weird!
Sometimes a loss that just comes out of left field rings in a very weird way when you have actually sort of relied on this small moment with this or that person, as a moment that actually has defined something for you in your life.
It's a weird thing to say, but it would appear to me axiomatic that if you understood fully what I was doing and appreciated it, you would like it.
No one wants to be pretentious about what they do or take it seriously, because that is just weird.
It's weird how time can change something you thought would always stay the same.
I always had a weird thing with being the last person somewhere like a movie theater or a classroom. I get a weird sense of anxiety.
You say a line and you wait for them to laugh, then you say another line and you wait. . . It felt weird to me. But it's interesting and the energy is almost like theatre, I suppose, with all the people there
So listen, man, "weird" is my middle name. I'm ready for anything. The weirder, the better.