Islam is not a religion, it's an ideology, the ideology of a retarded culture.
What is a weak pawn? A pawn that is exposed to attack and also difficult to defend is a weak pawn. There are several varieties: isolated, doubled, too advanced, retarded.
I would like you to accept only one prayer, and that is laughter, because when you are totally laughing you are in the present. You cannot laugh in the future and you cannot laugh in the past. All those people who have created this retarded humanity have taken away all juice, all laughter, all smiles, and dragged everybody into being inauthentic. And if you are inauthentic, insincere, you can never grow the seed that has been given to you by this great compassionate universe.
Underneath this veneer of slightly crazy and mildly socially retarded, I'm a complete disaster.
Unix has retarded OS research by 10 years and linux has retarded it by 20.
If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.
Revenge is for children and the emotionally retarded.
The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism.
Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy.
Our relationship is complicated by the fact that I am emotionally retarded.
Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded?
With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena.
I like to watch retarded people have sex, am I alone?
I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.
A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity.
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
He knows, as all the cleverest ones do, that no human being is so interesting that he can't make himself more interesting still by acting retarded at random intervals.
But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.
