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Joe Rogan Biography

Joseph James Rogan (born August 11, 1967) is an American stand-up comedian, martial arts color commentator and podcast host. A fan of comedy since his youth, Rogan began a career in stand-up in August 1988 in the Boston area, developing a blue comedy act. He moved to New York City two years later.

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One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves. It's the way Boston was in the '80s. No hacks or thieves are tolerated in the community, and that's HUGE.

Boston, Community, Police, Thieves

You can't measure what's inside a man's heart.

Heart, Measure, Men, Mma

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

Black, Chinese, Gay, Mean, Straight

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

Country, Inspirational, Mental, Motivational, Security

The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.

Forth, Moving, Nuclear, People, Surface, Thousand

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

Funny, Guy, Horrifying, Pain, Sit, Sucks

When I first went onstage I even had a suit jacket on with the sleeves rolled up because that's what I saw on TV or at the Improv that everybody did.

Everybody, Firsts, Jacket, Onstage, Saws, Suits

I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.

People, Realize, Realizing, Think, Thinking

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

Successful, Games, Ambitious, See, Celebrity

Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.

Jiu Jitsu, Life, Mma, Tools, Valuable

Haters. . . are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.

100, Boards, Failures, Funny, Hater, Haters

The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way.

Art, Discipline, Martial, Mma, Way

Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has to be proven.

Doe, Growth, Horrible, Ideas, Mechanism, Proven

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

Absorbed, Good, Lessons, Life, Mma, Struggle

There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.

Correlation, Mma, Positive, Positive Energy, Results

So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you. That’s the problem with our society. And what’s the reward? Go home and get a big TV.

Home, Investing Your Time, Life, Passion, Uncaring, Understand

You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.

Boards, Culture, People, Way

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever

Life, Psychedelic, Real, Trip, Would Be

We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.

Ice, Ideas, Planet, Think, Thinking, Vents

Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.

Including, Mma, Parts, Take, Teaching, Thinking

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