A lie has no leg, but a scandal has wings.
People like us who are on their last leg can only understand comedies.
I'd come up with one leg in theater, but never my first leg. I loved the camera too much.
Everybody's angry with me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. My cousin goes, 'You had the last leg. ' I was like, 'You're gay.
What he brought out was a wooden gag they put in someone's mouth before doing something drastic, like cutting off a leg.
That's not a run in your stocking, it's a hand on your leg.
The other thing that's useful for me is this notion of the absolute versus the relative:if we walk out and it's a beautiful morning, it's only a beautiful morning because we don't have a broken leg or hemorrhoids or something.
I've had, you know, my leg chopped off.
According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon.
You don't have to love me. Just don't leave me," he said against my leg
You know why I'm pulling your leg? Because I can't touch it from where I am.
Many people don't know that I experienced a blood clot caused by deep vein thrombosis, or DVT, which is when a blood clot forms in a deep vein in the body, often the leg or thigh. I'm fortunate that my DVT was diagnosed and treated before it led to something even more serious and that's why I encourage people to talk to their doctor if they think something is wrong. I've teamed up with Janssen Pharmaceuticals to raise awareness about blood clot prevention and treatment.
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
If ever it's necessary to ride the bandwagon, it's done with one leg swinging out and eyes scoping the fields.
It is no matter what you teach them first, any more than what leg you shall put into your breeches first. You may stand disputing which is best to put in first, but in the mean time your breech is bare. Sir, while you are considering which of two things you should teach your child first, another boy has learned them both.
Everybody I know who goes out and plays a little softball, they break their leg.
No, my heart will not yet despair. Gandalf fell and has returned and is with us. We may stand, if only on one leg, or at least be left still upon our knees.
Adam swore harshly. "New werewolves are dangerous, woman. Especially when they are cold and hungry. " He looked at Mac, and his voice changed completely, the heat and anger gone, "Mercy, come here. " I didn't look down to see what he'd noticed in Mac's face. I took a step, but Mac was wrapped around my left leg. I stopped before I fell. "Uhm. I'm a little stuck for the moment.
I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.
A garden is like those pernicious machineries which catch a man's coat-skirt or his hand, and draw in his arm, his leg , and his whole body to irresistible destruction.