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Chuck Lorre Biography

Chuck Lorre (/lɒri/; born Charles Michael Levine; October 18, 1952) is an American television writer, producer and composer. He has created and produced sitcoms including Grace Under Fire, Cybill, Dharma & Greg, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, Mike & Molly, Mom, and Young Sheldon. He also served as an executive producer of Roseanne.

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It's safe to talk openly and honestly with people because they're not really listening.

Listening, People, Safe, Talk

According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon.

Big, Home, Leg, Legs, Suffering, Undetermined

Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly.

Mad, Stark, Thinking, Thousand, Years

For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls. . . it's just stark terror.

Except, Girl, Man, Men, Talking

I'm thinking of writing a children's story about a leaf on a tree who arrogantly insists he's a self-made, independent leaf. Then one day a fierce wind blows him off his branch and to the ground below. As his life slowly ebbs away, he looks up at the magnificent old tree that had been his home and realizes that he had never been on his own. His entire life he had been part of something bigger and more beautiful than anything he could have imagined. In a blinding flash, he awakens from the delusion of self. Then an arrogant, self-centered kid rakes him up and bags him.

Arrogant, Beautiful, Blinding, Children, Entire, Kids

I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.

Guitar, Happy, Old, Player, Television

I believe that the voices of fear, both from without and within, can only be dispelled by trusting the voice that comes from the heart. Be still and listen to it. If it speaks of love and compassion for others, for the world itself, it just might be the voice of God - or a reasonable facsimile. If, however, it snarls with fear of the unknown, fear of losing what you have or of not getting what you want, then it just might be the voice of Rupert Murdoch - or a reasonable facsimile.

Believe, Compassion, Facsimile, Heart, Losing, World

I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism.

Believe, Growing, Cynicism, Skeptical

I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.

Deep, Level, Levels, Obsess, Worried

That's a discovery process. That's the terrifying and wonderful part about getting picked up to series. You get to develop the stories and talk about the characters, and find out where the heart of the series is.

Character, Discovery, Heart, Picked, Wonderful

I work from a deep sense of insecurity. I have the belief, and I can't shake it, that there are endless reasons to turn the channel. There are hundreds of channels and entirely other things to do besides TV. And if you make a bad television show there's no reason for the audience to come back the following week.

Deep, Endless, Insecurity, Reasons, Television, Tvs

I believe I've spent my life expecting people to behave in a certain way. I believe that when they didn't behave according to my expectations, I became angry, sad, confused and occasionally fearful. I believe these expectations are the reason I've been angry, sad, confused and occasionally fearful more than I care to admit. As a result, I now believe my expectations are the real problem. I believe that everyone has this very same problem, and they ought to start acting accordingly.

Believe, Confused, Life, Ought, Real, Reason

Life is never quite like the brochure.

Brochure, Brochures, Life Is, Like, Never Quit, Quite

I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor.

Sports, Spiritual, Believe, Praying, Figures

We have all been given a gift with 'The Big Bang Theory,' a show that's not only based in the scientific community, but also enthusiastically supported by that same community - this is our opportunity to give back, in that spirit, our 'Big Bang' family has made a meaningful contribution, and together, we'll share in the support of these future scholars, scientists and leaders.

Bang, Community, Giving, Meaningful, Opportunity, Support

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

Charlie, Ifs, Sheen, Pissed, Gonna

I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

Believe, Karma, Law, Show

Love, sex, food, friendship, art, play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and good, but never forget that God
the universe is determined to kill you by whatever means necessary.

Art, Kill, Love, Mean, Sex, Universe

I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKGs and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

Crazy, Drugs, Pissed, See, Sex, Stress