If you go into acting to make money then you're an idiot. It's my hobby and the fact that I'm doing my hobby for a job is mental.
Paradise is full of idiots who believe it exists
A straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with the straw. Then it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.
Atheists sometimes come across as a bit arrogant in this regard, and characterizing faith as something only an idiot would attach themselves to.
I go to dance clubs. . . about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Ever since roughly 1890, when snot poets first decided that rhyme was confining and unnecessary, every idiot with a pen fancied hisself a poet. The mere act of rhyming was suddenly regarded as a quaint, mannered, and uncool atavism, consigning doggerelists like me to the trash bin of literary history.
Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't.
I literally feel pity for a lot of the stupid idiots that I have to deal with.
Romantic Egoist What's better, an idiot who never tries. . . or an idiot who at least takes a shot?
Nobody can be happy. You could have moments of happiness, moments of joy. But life is very difficult. Unless you're a total idiot. Then you can be happy.
If we lose our sanity. . . We can but howl the lugubrious howl of idiots, the howl of the utterly lost howling their nowhereness.
You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot.
How did you even know I wasn't in my room?" "I checked on you. " Finn gave me a look like I was an idiot. "I check on you every morning. " "You check on me when I'm sleeping?" I gaped at him. "Every morning?" He nodded. "I didn't know that. " "Why would you know that? You're sleeping," Finn pointed out.
Only idiots get bored when we've all got handheld devices containing infinite knowledge at our fingertips.
At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see.
When I caught up, I grabbed Jack’s arm. “What are you doing here?” “Hiding! That’s how you play the game, right? I thought the title hide-and-seek was fairly self-explanatory. Then again, you are blond. ” “So are you, idiot. Again, what are you doing here?