Imagine--the whole world wired to Harry Cohn's ass!
I've made an ass of myself so many times I often wonder if I am one.
What is said behind my back is said to my ass.
Beauty and virtue: the most kissable ass in the world is no guarantee of good intentions.
Chris Rock went from a guy whose name you knew from SNL to a legendary comedian by working his ass off.
And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?
I chant to save my miserable ass. That's what I do.
As a busy, grown ass woman, I don't have the time. What I do is I keep myself and my hair hydrated - I drink lots of water and wet my hair frequently. I also keep it highly moisturized.
Women have been kicking ass for centuries.
The trouble with our people is as soon as they got out of slavery they didn't want to give the white man nothing else. But the fact is, you got to give em something. Either your money, your land, your woman or your ass.
VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.
I would kick this bad world's ass if I could just get on my feet
Sit down at ten o'clock in the morning and write anything that comes into my head until twelve. One of the few things I've discovered about writing is to form a habit that becomes an addiction so that if you don't put something down on paper every day, you get really mean and awful with withdrawal symptoms, and your wife and your dog and your kids are going to kick your ass until you get back to it because they can't bear you in that state of mind.
You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!
I kind of have a happy magnet. I can't stand being depressed, so I work my ass off to get out of it as soon as possible.
I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
If we do a sequel, I want to beat somebody's ass!
A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did.
I'm a facist about spoilers. I'm the biggest pain in the ass to the marketing and promotions department. If I had my way, the commercials would be 30 seconds of black with a few words on them.