A man feels impelled to do something to keep awake.
When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.
Home is heaven and orgies are vile, But I like an orgy, once in a while.
There is one fault that I must find With the twentieth century. And I'll put it in a couple of words; Too adventury. What I'd like would be some nice dull monotony If anyone's gotony.
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.
There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes? It's my heart that dictates my decision. '
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
I say, Father, the years have brought me here, still your son, they have brought me to a life I cannot understand.
Bringing all 45 members of my crazy family together, and watching them argue is super awesome. It's good to do it just once a year.
There's more to the erotic life than explicitness.
Even more than the time when she gave birth, a mother feels her greatest joy when she hears others refer to her son as a wise learned one.